This week’s winner, submitted by Shannon Skelton:
Doctors said that if I had to go to the grocery store during this pandemic, that a mask and gloves would be enough. They lied – when I got there, everybody else had clothes on!
We’ll have a runner-up joke on Thursday. In the meantime, submit your jokes for next week here: https://forms.gle/1rvExrDFHwdoRJbf8